Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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