3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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