It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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