Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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