So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I'm having to shit out rocks
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