yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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