I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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