Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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