didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Still dying that you shit outside
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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