I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
the day after is always just damage control
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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