whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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