Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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