"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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