You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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