I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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