I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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