The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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