this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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