I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
