i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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