just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
