sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
What a dumb baby whore.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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