i was born a porn star she said
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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