me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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