somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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