Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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