You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Randomize
