I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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