We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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