I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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