He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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