ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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