Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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