All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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