All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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