we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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