Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Randomize