Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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