Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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