I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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