All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
and she was petting her beer can
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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