Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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