I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize