it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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