In the future we'll all be gay
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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