I am puke
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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