You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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