I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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