okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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