at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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