Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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