google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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