At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i just had sex bonerless
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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