Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Just pee around me
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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