we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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